(T&G News Service): "She pulled out some old pantyhose the lady wore and informed me that she was going to tie me up so tightly that I would only be able to squirm on the bed.

This woman thought that I was just going to let her tie me up like some damsel in distress in a bad TV show.   She was overconfident.   I waited until I saw an opportunity.   I got her off-balance and the fight was on.  I liked wrestling and was good at it.  However, there was the complication of the gun.  I had hoped to knock it out of the robber's hand, but now we were both holding onto it for dear life.  Whoever got the gun would win the fight and the other one would be squirming in pantyhose with a gag in her mouth.  I fully expected to be the one doing the tying and this robber would be the one squirming in nylon.  By the way, not only am I a good wrestler, I can tie a tight knot also" 

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