(T&G News Service): Miss Darling presented overwhelming evidence of Ms. Woods' criminal activity to the court.  Ms. Woods' didn't show up for the hearing.  The judge gave Miss Darling control of her trust fund and put out a bench warrant for Ms. Woods arrest.  The police found Ms. Woods still bound, gagged, earplugged, and blindfolded.  She had a terrible hangover.  The police released her and promptly arrested her.

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